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The Primordial Ooze! [12 Nov 2006|11:32pm]
[ mood | happy ]

Today I had a fabulous time, I was with Stephanie all day and we went on neopets for the first time in like 8 years which was totally amazing haha, and then we went to the river bottom where we found a sick nasty pond totally covered over with scum and time impossible lily pads, so of course we found proper sticks and played with it. It was totally the ooze from where mankind came, completely sick with weird black mud and stuff. Awesome. It made me feel about eight years old.

Then we came back up from the river bottom to discover our bikes were stolen, which was really really shitty, and made me HATE mankind and children with bikes.

But we got over it after telling the parents and not getting our heads ripped off. And so Vita and Katie came over to chill and we drew pictures and acted like three year olds.


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Pauvre Janek.... I FEEL BAD FOR HIM OK? [15 Oct 2006|06:48am]
[ mood | cheerful ]

I feel like I am neglecting my little baby Lj. I used to update every day and now I only do like once a year. I am SHAMED.

So I will write a sonnet to my lj (because as you all know pain is the best inspiration hahaha)

Oh my poor live journal, you are tres triste
You sit and wait for me to update like
a little dog, such a patient beast
waitin' for me, as vain as the third riech

But no more I say, today is the day
You shall be updated, smiling and free
in your meaningless prison you shall not stay
Into you will be writ the day of me

About how I didn't really like MacBeth
(Or MacUsless as we called it)
How I like trig bout as much as crystal meth
Or working in the mall (that's not one bit)

It's funny how fast I can make a sonnet
When I'm not bein graded on it


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HEY! [14 Sep 2006|10:19pm]
[ mood | busy ]

Who wants to read the first draft of my Oedipus Essay??? YOU DO!!

Oedipus Rex is a dirty mother fucker. Literally. This book was terrible and I hated it parce que the “hero” was a mother fucker. And then when everyone tried to tell him he was a mother fucker he got all high and mighty and “Oh fuck you I am totally not the one responsible parce que I am an asshole and no asshole would kill this guy. K I am going to go fuck my mom now bye!”

Seriously screw that guy. What a dumb fuck, how could he not put two and two together and be like “Wellll let’s see.. this guy died on the road about the same time that I KILLED someone on the road... that is really strange.” I mean come on wouldn’t that juicy skeleton have come out of the closet once he became leader of that god forsaken shit hole?

Also: He is screwing his mom. Wouldn’t you KNOW!? I mean in Back to the Future the mom knew something was up just when she was MAKING OUT with her son. Why couldn’t Oedipus’s mom put two and fucking two together when he is sticking it in the holiest of holes? Christ on a damn cross how could you NOT know that? I mean isn’t there an instinct against it? If there is not there should be.

I mean look what happened to the last Czar Nicholas the Second! His kid had HEMOPHELIA because of that damn inbreeding. I mean clearly Antigone isn’t staggering around bleeding everywhere (If only eh? But that’s another story) but maybe she has three arms or some shit huh? It never says in the play. I mean that might be a tip-off if your kid is deformed. “That’s REALLY weird... they’re ALL deformed. It’s almost like I am boinking my mother....”

Lesson: If you recieve a procephy DON’T DON’T DON’T try to make it not come true that is how it ALWAYS comes true. It happened to Aniken Skywalker, Oedipus Rex it could happen to YOU. Although I doubt you are fucking stupid enough to boink your mom and not know about it...

I should definatly turn it in and get a 9!! I think that Mr. Levin will really like it.

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Oh my god. [28 Jul 2006|12:47am]
[ mood | awake ]

Einstein has a formula that mathmatically proves if you go through a black hole at the speed of light you will travel backwards in time. How the hell did he come up with that.

Stephen Hawking knows the shape of the universe. What the fuck?

We only use %10 percent of our brains. If we could use more telekenisis could be possible through the manipulation of electricity. If we could use more I could use The Force.

It is possible to blow up the atmosphere using a hydrogen bomb. It could theoretically ignite all the hydrogen in the atmosphere and blow it up. Either we would inhale flaming hydrogen or the atmosphere would be destroyed and we would be melted by the sun's rays.

There's a theory that we never touch anything and what we feel is the molecules surrounding the thing were touching.

Imagine the world with no friction.

Black holes are the only things that can bend light.

0˚ Calvin slows down light. That's absolute zero.

San Deigo Zoo/Trip PicsCollapse )

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And will you tell all your friends you've got your gun to my head? [08 Jul 2006|03:04pm]
[ mood | calm ]

Oh that is right I am back and I am also listening to Taking Back Sunday.

So summer has been going quite swimmingly I have been to Pismo and San Diego and watching Superman and deciding that Darth Vader is fucking BA. I haven't been doing summer reading too much but I've been working and having a grand old time with my mates.

And I have not stopped being a fucking weirdo if you were wondering.

I have walked around in my underwear and eaten peanut butter bagels at like 1 am. I have been to the beach and on walks and to a party (which was gay). I am going to parks and on four hour late night drives where we only stopped to buy strawberry soda.

I still haven't gotten my permit.

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Good stuff [28 May 2006|12:49pm]
[ mood | pleased ]

Yesterday was my birthday party andddd it was amazing. I got a sunburn for the first time in ages but at least it was for a worthy cause.

And they said it would rain! PAH!Collapse )

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[23 Mar 2006|10:05pm]
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail, his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather, roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
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4:20!!!!! [17 Mar 2006|07:15pm]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

Oh life is good. I picked my topic for Pollah Dollah's class. I'm doing the Patriot Act. Any antecdotes on that one?

Stephanie and I are total badasses and we hate Bowser

So apparently the stoners all thought that I was a lesbian for awhile.

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Whatever whatever, I'll do what I want!! [29 Dec 2005|12:50pm]
[ mood | jealous ]

Best day of my life.
Well, actually that was yesterday.

Today, I am sick again. Yaaaaaaaay. Also, I miss Stephanie. A lot. And I do not know what I am doing for New Year's. I will most likely end up sitting at home watching The Twillight Zone marathon on Sci Fi.

Good job being shitty, sinuses.

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Muah <3333 [25 Dec 2005|08:25pm]
[ mood | happy ]

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I hope you all had a fabulous Christmas. I know that I did <333 What did all you lovely kids get this year?

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Wheeeeeeeeot? [24 Dec 2005|02:46pm]
[ mood | bored ]

New lj. Merry Christmas everyone.

As I type we get tv back. Thank god. Have a gingerbread cookie <33333

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